Here, the rules are simple. Someone makes a wish(that's not for more wishes. You'll have plenty of them.). The replying post will contain the result of the granted wish or why the wish isn't or can't be granted. Afterwards, they post a new wish. For example.
Poster:I wish I had long blonde flowing hair.
Reply:Granted, yet you attract more fanboys than fangirls. I wish Capcom would make a MMZX prequel...
Reply to the reply:Not granted, you can't tell Capcom what to do. >:O
I wish.....
And so on.
Okay. I'll start.
I wish cheesecake was a pie.